Boneless Chicken and Friendless Patty

There once was a little girl named Patty.
Honestly, there never existed a bigger fatty.

Waiters would yell, “DUCK AND COVER!” when she entered the room.
They all went to go prepare her food, Patty would assume.
But in actuality, they all pitied her to-be groom.

She never cared about anything but her food.
Even in her dreams she would mutter, “This fettuccine alfredo is good.”
But finally, she found that she had no one but her chicken wings and eggs Benedict like no other
She was all alone, no father or mother.

They all ran away.
For all her food, they could not pay.
So Patty made up her mind to change.
And now she only eats ten pancakes in exchange!